If you go to this tour, we cannot be friends
No one else need apply for the Worst Tour of 2010 label. This epic monstrosity has it locked up already and it’s only March.
Here’s the lineup:
Insane Clown Posse – do I even need to go any further? Seriously, any tour headlined by these ignoramuses is an automatic failure. But let’s go on just to see what happens, shall we?
Coolio – holy hell, this is just a big joke, right?…right? I mean, I guess it would be cool to hear him sing “Gangster’s Paradise” but only in some kind of sickly ironic way. You do realize you would have to sit through an entire set of his music, don’t you? Although it would be awesome if he tried to stage dive and no one caught him and then the audience proceeded to rob him as he lay on the ground. Oh wait, that already happened once. It still would be cool though.
Kittie – one of these things is not like the other. Seriously, what is this band doing on this tour? Are they that desperate? I don’t even like Kittie, but they have to be better than this. Here’s a quote that Kittie frontwoman Morgan Lander gave about the tour: “I have no idea what to expect. There is nothing worse than getting pop in your hair or all over your gear, for that matter. But it seems like an interesting and different opportunity and we figured we’d jump on it. We’re going on a ‘Fantastic Voyage’ with Coolio!” Translation: “Oh crap. I had no idea what kind of sub-moronic shit the headliners on this tour will be doing on a nightly basis. Nevertheless, we are hard up for cash and weren’t willing to wait for the next K-Fed tour.”
Necro – this “death-rapper” once left a tour after the audience threw bags of feces and vomit onstage during his performance.
Kottonmouth Kings – a horrible rap-rock group
I’m not even going to include a link to tour dates or locations because I don’t want to make it easier for people to go see this shit-show. Think of this post as more of a warning. If you know someone who is considering shelling out hard-earned money for tickets to this, it is your duty to stop them, using whatever means necessary. You will be aiding humanity if you accomplish that.
-Sam
………………………………………………………i wish i had a gif of my face, reading this. it was a big “wtf?”
coolio, on tour with icp? the something that does not belong is icp.
Haha, nice Natalie. Although to be perfectly honest, ICP don’t belong anywhere. The fact that Coolio is seen as the more respected artist between the two should really be all anyone needs to know about them.
Thanks mate, I must say it is a smart description. Such clever writing is not very common these days. Informed comment like this has to be applauded. I’ll certainly be looking in on this blog again soon.It would be marvelous if you could join us at friends on