Holy cow, seeing AC/DC perform in Australia is a death wish.

The latest report comes from Perth, where a 39 year old man wanted to attend an AC/DC show with his friends but couldn’t afford the tickets.  So he did what any reasonable person would do in that situation; he parked his van outside the club, cranked his favorite AC/DC tunes, and started getting shit-faced.

Around 1 AM, a group of people who knew the men approached.  Somehow a fight broke out.  Who knows, maybe some heated words were exchanged.  Maybe one guy thought Brian Johnson is better than Bon Scott.  Maybe they were arguing whether “High Voltage” is better than “Jailbreak.”  The point is, this whole fracas ended with the van-guy getting stabbed in the neck with a broken bottle.  He was taken to the hospital where his injuries were described as serious (duh).

So all you Aussie AC/DC fans, you might consider wearing some kind of armor to their next show.

-Sam