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Coming soon – Rock of Love: Pedophile Edition
Bret Michaels, you dirty dirty man.
Michaels, the singer for cock-rock giants Poison and all-around skeezball, recently recorded a song called “Nothin’ to Lose” which features Disney-approved megastar Miley Cyrus harmonizing on vocals with Bret.
Sounds harmless enough, right?
Well, it would be until you look at some of the lyrics (and remember, when reading these lyrics, that Michaels is turning 47 years old this month while Ms. Cyrus is the ripe ol’ age of 17):
“Tonight in the darkness there’s nothing to lose/We both know better than this, still we can’t resist/Slowly get undressed.”
and
“She falls down on me/So close I can feel you breathe”
Maybe Michaels just figures he’s warming Miley up now so that when she’s finally legal later this year, she’ll be all bothered and hot and good to go. In his defense, Michaels says, “It has no reference to her and I. It’s not even a duet.”
Come on Bret, don’t break her heart, her achy breaky heart.
Listen to the song on YouTube.
-Sam
